Troll Happy

A few weeks ago, Ali and I got into an argument about how many trolls I owned as a child. Y'all remember trolls, right? They actually used to be vaguely cute, but in recent years have morphed into some creepy shit:

Also creepy are these Halloween costumes:

But I digress...Ali argued that I had at least 20 trolls and I, of course, denied this. Sure, sometimes I would sneak a troll into my backpack pocket as a security blanket during school (Oh, whatever, like you never did anything like that!), but it's not like I was forming a collection. Regrettably, I did have one of those troll baby dolls with bright pink hair. Ali, being the neat-freak organizer she is, knew exactly where my sad trolls were stashed, and AHA, I do not have 20! More like 15. :)

Hey, look,  it's Michelle Tanner!

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