Likes: elephants, antique jewelry, vanilla, cemeteries, cooking, red hair, jigsaw puzzles, mint, bones, wiener dogs, letter-writing, banana scent/flavor, cowboys, skim milk, knitting, purple, Blue Moon, genealogy, gardening, seahorses
Dislikes: pretentiousness, small talk, squirrels, reckless driving, your mom, Fox News, long noses, prehistoric megafauna, cleaning, the dentist, sandwich condiments, grad-school PTSD
The love of my life: Zadie Sue Ellen
AKA
Z, Zazu, Short Stuff, Sassage, Nuppy, Ginger, Falkor, Pekeweenie
